I’ll have to update my resume … if I ever resume jobhunting.
note: I have no idea why it says “RESUME” outside this garbage point/elevator area in a local carpark.
double note: it must be quite rare for a person to have had only one job in a lifetime … even Jesus was a carpenter before he hit the big time!
Today was like watching a cloud: it looked interesting, kept changing bit by bit, and then when I looked away for a second … it was gone.
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Tagged curriculum vitaes, CV, garbage, humor, humour, jobhunting, resume, rubbish, to continue: resume, today was like a cloud
CANCER STICK BUG!
note: insecticide is when insects take their own lives, right?
Today was all caffeine, nicotine, and latrine.
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Tagged caffeine, cancer stick bugs, cancer sticks, flies coming undone by stick bugs, humor, humour, insexticide, latrine, nicotine, stick bugs, stick insects
I never used to be a “working stiff” … I used to be an “unemployed stiff”
… or a child.
I know! It’s hard to tell looking at me now!
note: benders seem to start with someone bending my arm … and then they turn into more weavy and staggery affairs.
double note: if I didn’t have to work, I would probably fart around on the computer more, more or less … or moralless … or something like that.
triple note: for newcomers to the blog, this is what it says if you hover the cursor over the photo: “This is how I feel at work.”
quadruple note: I’m quite un-unemployable: it’s a curse.
quintuple note: somedays I know what The Tragically Hip were singing about in this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-WBZMRFFkU&ob=av2e
sextuple note: I don’t feel too bad about going into work normally … or usually though.
Today my old lighter died, so I grabbed another one from my extensive back-up inventory. The new one is red: thanks for asking.
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The only thing decided by a game of Tic Tac Toe … is probably a game of Tic Tac Toe.
It’s not like flipping a coin … or rock, paper, and scissoring.
note: slide hogs still bother me.
Today I wished I’d kept a diary for the last 40 years … so I’d know I just wasn’t recently full of crap.
Today note: I’d probably have a kick ass lock on that diary too!
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Tagged crappy locks, diaries, diary, flipping coins, full of crap, humor, humour, rock paper scissor, slide hogs suck, slides, tic tac toe, weeeeeeee!
Stress means different things to different people;
I can’t stress this enough.
note: it’s always gondolas and cable-cars! … I’d feel safer in a cable-plane.
Today I thought … if I build a house out of rulers I probably don’t need to use a measuring tape. I’m not an engineer, so I don’t know if I should go with inch rulers or metric ones.
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Tagged cable-cars, engineers, gondolas, humor, humour, no measuring tapes ... or CDs!, rulers, stress
Fields are like pools:
if you aren’t sure of your ability, stay at the fallow end.
note: I guess the life preserver is for sticky rice situations. (groan)
Today was like a piece of string with no kitten,
but definitely not like a kitten with no piece of string.
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Tagged fields, humor, humour, life preservers, man overboard, man overbored, pools, rice, sticky rice, sticky situations, string and kittens, the fallow end, the shallow end
Weather and I have come to an agreement:
it does what it wants, and I don’t complain about it.
Weather or not I like it.
note: why isn’t there “push-up underwear” to make a guy look like he’s got a chest instead of a gut? … I don’t really care; I’m just wondering … or wonderful … or something like that.
double note: a wonder-ring sounds better than a wonderingworm.
triple note: why do I imagine those statues holding pizza boxes?
Today I threw out the extra set of shoelaces that came with some shoes that I can’t remember ever having. Black shoelaces??? It’s a mystery.
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Tagged extra shoelaces, humor, humour, Lockheart Castle, pizza boxes, push-up underwear, statues, weather, wonder ring, wonderingworm
Characters have to have character:
… or they are just left on the drawing board.
note: what makes Miffy, Hello Kitty, Snoopy, Bart Simpson and Mickey Mouse so special?
double note: Does Mr. Gucci only wear Gucci? Does Mr. Armani only wear Armani? Does Mr. Levi only wear Levi’s? Does Mr. Loom only wear Fruit of the Loom?
Planetross wears Planetross stuff, but only because it’s not cool. I’m sure if it ever caught on, I’d never wear that trendsetter stuff … unless I could get a lucrative endorsement.
triple note: I spend more time telling people that the teeth are pickles. For some reason, people think they are caterpillars: dill pickles aren’t very popular over here to be fair.
Today none of my students wanted any of my imaginary ketchup sandwiches.
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Tagged Armani, Bart Simpson, being outside of very large garbage cans, caterpillars, character building, characters, dill pickles, flattery as a pancake, Fruit of the Loom, Gucci, hello kitty, humor, humour, ketchup sandwiches, Levi's, Mickey Mouse, Miffy, planetross, Snoopy, tooth pickles