Fields are like pools:
if you aren’t sure of your ability, stay at the fallow end.
note: I guess the life preserver is for sticky rice situations. (groan)
Today was like a piece of string with no kitten,
but definitely not like a kitten with no piece of string.
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Here are the facts about rice in Japan:
the average tan produces happyo per year.
Just thought you should know … in case you were interested.
in other words:
The average field/paddy is 99.9 square meters (or 300 x 2 tatami mats) and produces 480kg of rice. (1056lbs)
note: from my source: the average person nowadays eats only 60kg (132lbs) of rice a year at home due to restaurants … and potatoes, bread, and pasta being readily available. I probably eat about 40 kg a year at home and another 40 kg while out and about.
How much rice do you eat?
double note: I don’t know how much wheat, corn, or potatoes grow in the average wheat, corn or potato field, but I’m sure there are wheat, corn, and potato farmers telling their Japanese teachers the facts at this very moment.
triple note: my source is old school, so I’m sure he eats about 100kg of rice a year … and other people not so much.
quadruple note: what the hell is a bushel? Farmers all over the world need to update their lingo!
Today passed by faster than a kidney stone!
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I am ignorant about many types of food.
I love food, but don’t usually think too deeply about how it is grown.
In the last few years I have discovered:
– pineapples don’t grow on trees.
– bananas hang on trees the opposite way I thought they did.
– coconuts don’t start out small, brown, and hairy like the ones in the supermarket.
– people do eat chestnuts, just not the kind that grew around my hometown.
(I always wondered why people were roasting chestnuts on an open fire in that Christmas song)
I still haven’t figured out peanuts yet: please don’t tell me, I want it to be a surprise.
note: road apples, prairie oysters, and cow pies do not grow on trees or in the ground. I think one of them is inedible, but I could be wrong.
double note: My in-depth knowledge of how rice is grown hopefully makes up for these other deficiencies.
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Tagged an extremely big amount, bananas, chestnuts, Christmas, coconuts, how to grow food, humor, lots of rice, peanuts, pineapples, rice, road apples and cow pies taste like shit, road apples prairie oysters cow pies! Yum!!