Influessentials

 

Characters have to have character:

… or they are just left on the drawing board.

 

note: what makes Miffy, Hello Kitty, Snoopy, Bart Simpson and Mickey Mouse so special?

double note: Does Mr. Gucci only wear Gucci? Does Mr. Armani only wear Armani? Does Mr. Levi only wear Levi’s? Does Mr. Loom only wear Fruit of the Loom?
Planetross wears Planetross stuff, but only because it’s not cool. I’m sure if it ever caught on, I’d never wear that trendsetter stuff … unless I could get a lucrative endorsement.

triple note: I spend more time telling people that the teeth are pickles. For some reason, people think they are caterpillars: dill pickles aren’t very popular over here to be fair.

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Today #228

Today none of my students wanted any of my imaginary ketchup sandwiches.

Animal Tracks … Or Prints … Or Something Like That

 

In a perfect world,

 animals would probably use “fashion designer” patterns when they created clothing.

 

note: “it’s my natural selection … selection”

double note: baboon print jeans never really caught on.

triple note: “It’s real Armani … can’t you tell by the genuine cracked Italian leatherface surface on this bag?”

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Today #136

Today as I sat in an outdoor onsen, I saw a Japanese serow wandering off into the woods.
… I’ve seen them before, but not while naked sitting in a hotspring bath.
I may start something called “Naked Animal Spotting Animals“! … or NASA for short .