Monthly Archives: February 2011

Breaktime

 

I’m closing my mind for a few weeks while I search for some “Wonder Goo”.

 

note: just taking a break … “February is my nemesis“.

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Today #141

Today I wasn’t really out of it … just not in to it.

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Hobbies

 

I went to a bicycle shop with Mr. Pettit  today. He is a cyclist: it’s one of his passions/hobbies.

Me? What’s my passion/hobby?

I collect thoughts, phrases, ideas, and other things requiring little space.

I don’t need a space ship … a space shoebox will do.

 

note: I don’t need a bicycle either … just a seat is okay.

double note: since Razzbuffnik seems to be on hiatus, here is a band that defines cool … or hip on planetross:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8Fi46BFAF0

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Today #140

Today I realized that humming in a drum is okay sometimes.

 

Grapefruit

 

When I ate grapefruit as a kid my mother used to cut each segment away from the peel, so it was easy for me to eat.

She was pretty non-judgemental when I piled on the sugar too!

I’d like to thank her for that.
 
 Hey! It’s not like she peeled all my bananas for me or anything!

If you feel that way about it, go find your own mother!

 

note: if I didn’t have a mother, I’d wish I’d never been born. 

double note: I’m sure if I was born again, I’d be a born-again atheist.

triple note: Matt Damon has been Bourne again a few times now!

quadruple note: are there any born-again Muslims, Hindus, Buddhists, Jews, …
… or are only Christians allowed to do that?

quintuple note: being a “died-again something” isn’t as catchy as that “born-again” stuff.

sextuple note: sheep probably “dye-in-the-wool” more than most animals.

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Today #139

Today was relaxative … I ate a lot of corn last night.

Meandering With A Purpose

 

Sometimes it feel like I’m falling down a hole

… other times it just feels like I’m lying in a pipe.


I guess I shouldn’t take the shortcut through the construction site on the way home from the bar.

 

note: abandoned construction sites usually have new buildings on them.

double note: holes appear naturally, it makes no sense to dig them.

triple note: usually when I lie in a pipe … it’s about how I got in the pipe.

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Today #138

Today I’m finally watching “Withnail & I“. “My thumbs have gone weird.” … I like it already. Thanks S. Le!

Proof Of Fire … Or Something Like That

 

“flammable” and “inflammable”
are quite inunderstandable.

 

note: “combustible” and “incombustible” are more trustable.

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Mean Things I Say About People #5

If I didn’t talk behind your back, we’d never talk at all.

Rock, Paper, Scissors

 

Do you remember that kid that used to try and bullshit everyone by using “Dynamite” during a “Rock, Paper, Scissors” game?

I wonder what ever happened to him.

I think he’s being ousted by a mob right now.

 

note: I can be topical sometimes, but I’m usually bottomical.

double note: that first note sounds kind of kinky … I wish there was a different word for not being topical. Stupid made up words!!!

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Today #137

I calmventilated through most of today.

Animal Tracks … Or Prints … Or Something Like That

 

In a perfect world,

 animals would probably use “fashion designer” patterns when they created clothing.

 

note: it’s my natural selection … selection

double note: baboon print jeans never really caught on.

triple note:It’s real Armani … can’t you tell by the genuine cracked Italian leatherface surface on this bag?

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Today #136

Today as I sat in an outdoor onsen, I saw a Japanese serow wandering off into the woods.
… I’ve seen them before, but not while naked sitting in a hotspring bath.
I may start something called “Naked Animal Spotting Animals“! … or NASA for short .

Pop Rocks?

 

Why can people who listen to “rock” music “rock out”,

but people who listen to “pop” music can’t “pop out”?

 

note:We will we will pop you!” … just doesn’t sound so edgy.

double note: I think the drummer in the photo must be called “&” maybe.

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Today #135

Today I realized that some people are really crap at geography. I had to explain to someone that Kazakhstan was right next to the Prince Caspian Sea.

Maître d’

 

The maître dat the fancy French restaurant wasn’t very good.

He didn’t even wear a cape!
 
 

 

When I left, one of the staff held the door for me though;

… I think he was the “maître d’oor”.

 

note: my French is so bad that it just sounds like I’m swearing. Excuse me.

double note: the photo is of a curry house sign. I don’t have any photos of French restaurants: I don’t live in France or anything!

triple note: I actually took this photo because of the “Pin” sign: I  think the exit sign said “Pout“.

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Today #134

Today I was really on a streak! … a mean streak!
(Is mean streaking when you run around like a mad man?)

Country Music

 

 

I’ve never understood Country Music.

All that having to stand up, take off your hat, and put your hand on your heart stuff;

… and it always seems to be the same song too!

 

note: why is anthem and anathema only a few “a‘s” away from each other?

double note: Border Collies haven’t done a very good job.

triple note: immigration officials are borderline.

quadruple note: if the world had no borders, map makers would be bummed out at bit.

quintuple note:Anthem Rock” isn’t really what I thought it was.

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Today #133

Today I thought: “What time zone is the International Space Station in?” 
… and then I flushed the toilet.