Monthly Archives: June 2011

It’s Getting Clouded In Here

 

Everything becomes the past, but you can still see it all.

We have rearview mirrors and reflective surfaces in our heads. 

Some people use them: some don’t.

 

note: I thought this was a “Mirage“, but it was just a “Voxy“.

double note: this was a pretty funky cloud!

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Today #216

Today was “Clock work …………………………… Orange.

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Stray Hat Strut

 

When I see stray hats lying around,
I always think that they might not be stray at all
… but still attached to someone’s head.

 

note: stray heads don’t usually have hats on them … around here at least.

double note: I feel all macabre tonight … I might start making things with knotted string.

triple note: I once kicked over a motorcycle helmet on a beach … and only found sand inside it.

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Today #215

Today is over. Over.” … I’m talking on a walky-talky … I thought you knew that.
(HeyTell is a pretty cool free app for your iPhone!)

Cure

 

I’d be a good “curator”.

“The person died. This is not a good cure.”

 

note: “To preserve (meat, for example), as by salting, smoking, or aging.”
I’m curing myself right now! … through all 3 methods.

double note: the cure to driving straight is adding a “v”.

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Today #214

I was threatened all day today … by rain.
… but it was an empty threat.

Things On Strings

 

Flying a kite and fishing are about the same;

you hold a spool of string … and nothing much happens after that.

 

note: wireless fishing and kite flying would be cool, but not very fun.

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Today #213

Peter Falk died. Rest in Peace Columbo.

(I guess Mannix and Jim Rockford will sadly join him eventually)

Asphyxiation

 

It must take longer to asphyxiate yourself using a hybrid car.

 

note: electric cars and convertibles might prove even more difficult.

double note: the above vehicle is a hybrid … part truck/part bedhead.

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Today #212

Today was like a campfire marshmallow: hot and sticky.
(I guess a hot stick is hot and sticky too!)

Short Ordering

 

I hate when people tell me what to do!
I will do what I want!
I don’t care what you say!
Screw you Simon Says!

 

note: I don’t want to put my right foot in either.

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Today #211

I killed about a million zombies at work today: it was pretty quiet.

Drinking

 

Drinking responsibly in the morning doesn’t sound right.

 

note: I don’t drink in the morning; that spot’s reserved for hangovers … or feeling healthy and sober.

double note: why are there “children’s aspirin” … children shouldn’t be waking up with hangovers.

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Today #210

Today I came home from a kindergarten visit, removed my sweaty shirt and saw weird red marks on my stomach. I went to the bathroom mirror to investigate further … and saw a 4 year old’s handprint on my stomach. That little girl must have smacked me pretty hard: it’s still visible 12 hours later!
(it’s like an aboriginal kindergarten cave painting, but on my stomach)

A Mute Point

 

 

 If humans were all mute, I bet there would be more punching and kicking.

 

note: what is sign language for “punch“?

double note: some days I think I was born “moot“.

triple note: If I’ve offended anyone who is mute, I wasn’t trying to. I apologize in advance.

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Today #209

Today I was so busy it was like running barefoot on really hot sand.

Old Futures

 

Thinking about the past gets me all rewound up!

 

note: I’m “passive digressive” usually.

double note: wind energy should be called “rewind“.

triple note:rewound” could be when you hurt yourself in the same place twice.

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Today #208

You know the moment when you realize the water level in the toilet is too high: that was today.

La La La

 

Why can I “la la la” all day,
… but only “ra ra ra” for a minute before my jaw gets sore?

I’m glad I don’t listen to those “ra ra ra” songs: they are tough.

 

false note: J

note: it’s even more difficult to type “ra ra ra” than “la la la“!

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Today #207

 Today started before I got up: like most other days.