Do you know who is hard core?
People who bring their own condiments and sauces to restaurants: horseradish, Worcestershire sauce, ketchup, tabasco sauce, relish, mustard, BBQ sauce, all spice,…
That takes dedication, planning, and possibly shot tastebuds.
Maybe they carry the stuff in their car’s glove compartment just in case: insurance papers, emergency flare, tabasco sauce, …
I’m going to start doing this … with toothpicks.
I’m not really a toothpick person, but I want something I can pull out of my pocket so the ketchup guy doesn’t think I’m soft.
And nothing says hard core tough guy more than a toothpick!
… well maybe an icepick does, but I don’t get ice stuck in my teeth very often.
note: photo of Kobe beef devoured by moi in Kobe on New Year’s Day. Seriously, you can eat that stuff with a spoon … because they cut it up into spoon sized pieces.
double note: sorry I’ve been distractelated lately. The big project is almost over. Or it could just be a little project in hindsight.
notes to myself #166
You haven’t had the worst day of your life yet. I haven’t had it either, but I’m sure there has got to be a real doozy coming eventually.