Characters have to have character:
… or they are just left on the drawing board.
note: what makes Miffy, Hello Kitty, Snoopy, Bart Simpson and Mickey Mouse so special?
double note: Does Mr. Gucci only wear Gucci? Does Mr. Armani only wear Armani? Does Mr. Levi only wear Levi’s? Does Mr. Loom only wear Fruit of the Loom?
Planetross wears Planetross stuff, but only because it’s not cool. I’m sure if it ever caught on, I’d never wear that trendsetter stuff … unless I could get a lucrative endorsement.
triple note: I spend more time telling people that the teeth are pickles. For some reason, people think they are caterpillars: dill pickles aren’t very popular over here to be fair.
Today none of my students wanted any of my imaginary ketchup sandwiches.
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In a perfect world,
animals would probably use “fashion designer” patterns when they created clothing.
note: “it’s my natural selection … selection”
double note: baboon print jeans never really caught on.
triple note: “It’s real Armani … can’t you tell by the genuine cracked Italian leatherface surface on this bag?”
Today as I sat in an outdoor onsen, I saw a Japanese serow wandering off into the woods.
… I’ve seen them before, but not while naked sitting in a hotspring bath.
I may start something called “Naked Animal Spotting Animals“! … or NASA for short .
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People are very attached to arms and legs, but what if their names were switched.
Would there be …
Kids playing with Armo
Arm warmers and armings
Governments passing Armislation
A movement to armalize marijuana
People in court alarming stuff
Alarmories in stories
A French Foreign Armion
An “ABW” in cricket
Armolas in “The Lord of the Rings”
3 armed races
A “Pledge of Alarmiance” in the U.S.
The term alarmro in music
A ZZ Top song called “Arms”
“she’s got arms
and she knows how to use them”
… or a Rod Stewart one named “Hot Arms”
“Open Legs” by Journey or “Brothers in Legs” from Dire Straits
A blegaid pouring my beer
Legged guards for legored vehicles
Neil Legstrong or Lance Legstrong
Flegers growing stuff
Legies and Legistices
Plegesan cheese or Plegigiano Reggiano for people who know more about cheese than me … or I … or myself
One Legged Bandits
a Spanish Legada
Swlegs of bees
A cult following for “Legy of Darkness”?
note: I guess arm and leg wrestling would still be similar … and possibly 4 arms on a legchair would be quite normal.
Leg bands and Arm bands would mess a lot of people and birds up though.
double note: if you don’t like this entry, you will definitely not like Salt And Pepper … and may be mildly antagonistic towards It’s Tuesday I’m In Love.
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