Stress means different things to different people;
I can’t stress this enough.
note: it’s always gondolas and cable-cars! … I’d feel safer in a cable-plane.
Today I thought … if I build a house out of rulers I probably don’t need to use a measuring tape. I’m not an engineer, so I don’t know if I should go with inch rulers or metric ones.
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As soon as I open my mouth and they start talking, I know that deep down dentists wished they were engineers:
bridges, root canals, dental dams, braces/railroad tracks, drills, and even toothpicks!
They can’t fool me!
note: I think the worst thing I’ve tried to eat while my mouth was still frozen from the dentists were waffles. You never really know where the waffle ends and the inside of your mouth begins.
double note: opening my mouth and having someone else start talking makes me feel like a dummy … a ventriloquist’s dummy.
Today was like watching all the coming attractions before the movie … but the movie never started.
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