Search Results for: the blue monkey

The Blue Monkey #15

  The Blue Monkey predicts … In our lifetime there will be an end to all “End of the World” groups. … possibly this won’t be a good thing.   note: The blue monkey is a lesser oracle who predicts … Continue reading

The Blue Monkey #14

  The Blue Monkey predicts: In our lifetime all people will be animated for their entire life … like The Simpsons; … and then they will be inanimate.   note: The blue monkey is a lesser oracle who predicts what … Continue reading

The Blue Monkey #13

  The Blue Monkey predicts: In our lifetime people will continue to get taller and taller. But not you, … that’s just how it works.   note: The blue monkey is a lesser oracle who predicts what may happen, not … Continue reading

The Blue Monkey #12

  The Blue Monkey predicts: In our lifetime  “The Catcher in the Rye” will be made in to a film. Everyone who has ever read the book will be disappointed that the actor playing Holden Caulfield doesn’t look more like … Continue reading

The Blue Monkey #11

  The Blue Monkey predicts: In our lifetime  face wrinkles will be eliminated. Some people will buy wrinkle cream just to be retro.   note: The blue monkey is a lesser oracle who predicts what may happen, not what will … Continue reading

The Blue Monkey #10

The Blue Monkey predicts: In our lifetime  unrelated corporations and scientific research facilities will merge with Candy companies and produce hybrid products like “jelly beanie babies” and “Reece’s Rhesus Monkey Pieces“. Most will fail.   note: The blue monkey is a … Continue reading

The Blue Monkey #9

The Blue Monkey predicts: In our lifetime  shoelaces will become obsolete. However, children will still be laughed at for not being able to fasten their velcro straps.   note: The blue monkey is a lesser oracle who predicts what may … Continue reading

The Blue Monkey #8

The Blue Monkey predicts: In our lifetime  “yoyo-kites” will become a popular hobby sport. However, many people will suffer fatal injuries performing “Rock the Baby“.   note: The blue monkey is a lesser oracle who predicts what may happen, not … Continue reading

The Blue Monkey #7

  The Blue Monkey predicts: In our lifetime wheelchairs will only have one wheel. People’s balance will be greatly improved for some reason.   note: The blue monkey is a lesser oracle who predicts what may happen, not what will happen.He … Continue reading

The Blue Monkey #6

The Blue Monkey predicts: In our lifetime a cure for the common cold will be just around the corner.   note: The blue monkey is a lesser oracle who predicts what may happen, not what will happen. He has studied many … Continue reading