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The Blue Monkey #12

Behold The Blue Monkey!

 

The Blue Monkey predicts:

In our lifetime  “The Catcher in the Rye” will be made in to a film.

Everyone who has ever read the book will be disappointed that the actor playing Holden Caulfield doesn’t look more like they did when they were 16 years old.
… even women.

 

note:

The blue monkey is a lesser oracle who predicts what may happen, not what will happen. He has studied many different disciplines on his path to enlightenment, including: using ouija boards, reading horoscopes, counting cherry pits, blowing out birthday candles, opening fortune cookies, pulling wishbones, watching Kung Fu reruns, listening to the weatherman, twisting apple stems, and shaking the Magic 8 Ball. All behold the blue monkey!

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