Why is it okay to try on someone’s glasses and say, “Man! your eyesight is messed up.” … or hop around on someone with a broken leg’s crutches and say, “How can you hobble around on these things?”
but … if you try to wheel yourself around in someone’s wheelchair or put someone’s toupee on, you are the biggest prick in the world!
There should be a rulebook or something about this.
note: hearing aids … I don’t know about.
double note: if I’ve offended anyone, I haven’t meant to.
triple note: this is the best Christmas present I have received for a very long time. Someone is a mad person!!!!!
*SPECIAL NOTE: I think I’ve put on 5 entries tonight. I may have other stuff to do this weekend … but maybe not.
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Tagged charley weaver, christmas presents, crutches, glasses, hearing aids, humor, insensitive, outsensitive, rulebooks or something, toupees, wheelchairs, you are a madman!
Is driving through puddles in a car just a natural progression from jumping in puddles as a kid?
It must be very anti-climatic at the wheelchair stage.
note: sidewalk tsunami victim in the rear-view mirror! hee hee!
double note: I think the unseasonable raininess here has precipitated this idea (and the next one).
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Tagged Calvin and Hobbes, cars driving through puddles, humor, precipitation, puddles, rain, tsunamis, wheelchairs
About 7 months ago I bought a wheelchair at a recycle shop.
I didn’t need it, but for 1000 yen (about $10) it was a bargain.
I pretended not to notice the look on the clerk’s face, forked over the money, and took it home.
Ever since I was a kid, I’ve always wanted one.
And now I am the proud owner of one!
I think most people, who don’t need them, have a fascination with wheelchairs.
There is something about sitting in that seat and wheeling yourself around.
I had a BBQ party and 90% of those who came either sat in the wheelchair or took it for a spin.
I could see on a few friends’ faces that they were debating whether they should get one too.
We could have races on weekends!
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Tagged bbq, friends, humor, recycle shops, wheelchairs