A student drew a picture of me while waiting around for another student to show up for class.
She started with the hair, then drew a line … that I thought were eyebrows, and then she drew the eyebrows!!!
Kids are pretty observant.
The other kid showed up for class, so I don’t know if she observed my wrinkly shirt as well.
note: kids are brutally honest … or honestly brutal.
double note: today’s word is “Shiwa” or wrinkles.
triple note: I don’t teach an art class.
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It’s amazing how a line turns into a crease which turns into a wrinkle and then becomes a furrow … on a human face.
That’s quite a feat! … or crows’ feat at least.
note: a lot of lines on the face should be considered a “murder of crows’ feet“.
double note: some people’s faces look like maps to places I haven’t visited yet.
triple note: lines are just lazy squares.
quadruple note: are there any plastic dental surgeons? … and do they melt on hot days like those plastic surgeons do?
quintuple note: dentists should work in “Toothspitals“.
sextuple note: I was a plastic bagman for the mafia … or maybe that was at the recycle center.
octuple note: the photo has nothing to do with the entry. It’s just a van that has been parked at this location since at least 1998. I consider it Art, but I don’t know what the owner named it.
Today I didn’t kill anyone … again!
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In our lifetime face wrinkles will be eliminated.
Some people will buy wrinkle cream just to be retro.
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