The Blue Monkey predicts:
In our lifetime shoelaces will become obsolete.
However, children will still be laughed at for not being able to fasten their velcro straps.
note:
The blue monkey is a lesser oracle who predicts what may happen, not what will happen. He has studied many different disciplines on his path to enlightenment, including: using ouija boards, reading horoscopes, counting cherry pits, blowing out birthday candles, opening fortune cookies, pulling wishbones, watching Kung Fu reruns, listening to the weatherman, twisting apple stems, and shaking the Magic 8 Ball. All behold the blue monkey!
BEHOLD: The Blue Monkey #1
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I Am The Cheese 
I don’t mean to act all evolutionarily-superior-like, but I can’t help noticing that the Blue Monkey has made zero progress on that jigsaw puzzle since his first appearance here.
pannonica: sadly The Blue Monkey is living with epicurienne in London now. I’m sure he is enjoying not finishing puzzles over there as well.
Gosh, I didn’t even think to get a puzzle for Blue Monkey. No wonder he looks so bored.
Right now he’s holding court in my shrine of saints and Buddhas. He’s very blue. In a good way. I think.
BM says Konnichiwa!
epicurienne: While he was with me, I never saw The Blue Monkey put one piece in to a puzzle: he just told me where they went.