Monthly Archives: May 2012

Onerifics

 

I don’t like honorifics, titles, or crap that comes before my name.

It makes me uneasy/queasy hearing it.

I am just Ross … or planetross to some of you.

Please don’t call me “mister“!

… even if I have a spray bottle and a fern closeby.

 

note: something weird is happening at work, so I won’t be around for a month or two probably.
I’m going to be busier than usual … and a little richer … and a little more tired most likely.

double note: I guess the word is called weird because it doesn’t follow the “i” before “e” except after “c” rule.
That’s weird!

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Today #374

Today I realized that a  “months of Sundays” is just that usually … 4 Sundays.
I always thought it meant everyday was Sunday for a whole month. … I guess eventually it will mean that when I’m much older.

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Warmest Is Relative

 

Today was the warmest day of the year so far:

…  but January 1st and a lot of other days this year have been the warmest day of the year too, at one time.

I guess what I’m trying to say is “I shouldn’t be putting stars on my calendar for the warmest day of the year so far.”

Hey! I don’t have like enough stars for October and the rest of the year!

 

note: a fresh jar of Cheez Whiz on planetross is gold.

double note: if I wasn’t “I Am The Cheese“, I’d be “I Am The Cheez Whiz“.

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Today #373

Today was an eye opener … at least when I woke up.

Words

 

I’m sure a lot of words started out sounding like gibberish,
but over time they became legitimate words
… like gibberish.

 

note: most of my words are dictionarish.

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Today #372

Today was plugged … or maybe that was my nose.

Ghosts

 

Ghosts probably aren’t the best sports fans.

 

note: maybe no team spirit is a good thing.

double note: ghosts must be good boosters fans … or maybe not.

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Today #371

Today my nextdoor neighbour gave me a few giant spring onions from her garden. She said that they would go good with meat.
I wanted to say that more meat goes better with meat, but I was raised a little better than that … just a little.

Floating

 

They are in the tree!

I’d make a good Buoy Scout.

 

note: all the buoys are in the arbour.

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Today #370

I’ve had a sore leg all day … maybe it’s the leghold trap.

Sea/See Rider

 

If you want to Sea, go to the ends of the Earth.

 

note: the sea is always seasonal.

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Today #369

Today I saw shadows, but no doubt.

 

For The Birds … Or About Them

 

Why can roosters crow, but crows can’t rooster?

Quid Pro Crow!

 

note: hummingbirds hum because they don’t know the words.

double note: apologies as usual for not visiting your blogs, I’ve just been really busy lately and can barely get on the computer.

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Today #368

Today I realized that I’m addicted to “Game of Thrones“. The 13 year old in me seems to come back every time I watch it.

Literature

 

I guess pamphlets picked off the ground and read are … 
 litterature.

 

note: litter makes me sick … I suffer from illitteracy probably.

double note: I only have a few books left to read. I’m going to start literationing.

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Today #367

Today I tried to explain Tommy the Pinball Wizard to a 10 year old. It ended up being a conversation on The Generation Gap.

Evolotion Might Work To Stop Sunburn

 

Evolution sounds fishy.

 

note: I’m an evolutionist, but I haven’t evolved even a little bit during my lifetime. What gives?

double note: there might be a Mick Jagger joke in here somewhere.

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Today # 366

Today smelled like watermelotion.