Do you know what security x-ray technicians at airports can’t see?
Inflated balloons in luggage.
I’m going to hide something in one next time.
… they probably won’t be able to see that either!
I could be wrong; I usually am.
note: I brought this balloon back from Canada in my backpack.
security x-ray technician: Why are you carrying an empty backpack?
me: hee hee!
double note: why this balloon? … my sister thought it was a planetross
thing … and saved it for me for 4 years.
My family knows me too well.
Things I’ve Seen With My Own Two Eyes #2:
reading glasses approaching.