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Do you know what security x-ray technicians at airports can’t see?
Inflated balloons in luggage.
I’m going to hide something in one next time.
… they probably won’t be able to see that either!
I could be wrong; I usually am.
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note: I brought this balloon back from Canada in my backpack.
security x-ray technician: Why are you carrying an empty backpack?
me: hee hee!
double note: why this balloon? … my sister thought it was a planetross
thing … and saved it for me for 4 years.
My family knows me too well.
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Things I’ve Seen With My Own Two Eyes #2:
reading glasses approaching.
I Am The Cheese 
Very strange place for a valve don’t you think? No wonder he has that smile on his face!
Good point, Kelly. That potato’s got a big valve, all right!
I didn’t notice the valve untill I read Kelly’s comment. Now I can’t stop looking at it. Maybe I’m a valvophile & just haven’t realised it until now
P.S. Welcome back!!!
Thanks for the the comments!
Kelly Pettit: yes, the valve made me wonder if he was bi-valved. hee hee!
any device for halting or controlling the flow of a liquid, gas, or other material through a passage, pipe, inlet, outlet, etc. he was bi-valved. hee hee!
Donald Diddams: “valve: any device for halting or controlling the flow of a liquid, gas, or other material through a passage, pipe, inlet, outlet, etc.”
I think I have a few valves in my body … but sometimes I can control them. hee hee!
Tony McGurk: that balloon does have a pretty big valve! I will put it somewhere so I can’t see it … the balloon … not the valve. I have to wash my eyeballs now.
I came back for another look. I think I’m suffering from valve envy