Monthly Archives: May 2013

Enyutee

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What’s my favorite nut?

… just give me a minute.

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note: it’s always mixed or assorted nuts! … never intermingled nuts, blended nuts, interspersed nuts, combined nuts, jumbled nuts, united nuts, joined nuts, amalgamated nuts, mingled nuts, fused nuts, fraternizing nuts, associated nuts, nuts hanging out, socializing nuts, consorting nuts, hobnobbing nuts, …

double note: all nuts are nuts … they can’t help it.

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what I’m listening to now #55: my conscience telling me I did good at not making any testicle references in this post.

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Opposably Thumbs

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Not having opposable thumbs is hard for me to grasp.

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note: if air were solid, people might do more grasping than gasping.

double note: having the opposhits sounds like constipation.

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what I’m listening to now #54: my heartbeat sporadically … but other stuff too!

Wickedy Whacks

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All lit candles smell the same to me,

they have a singed eyebrows sort of odor.

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note: candles are wicked.

double note: most people can’t hold a candle to me … unless it’s unlit … then it’s okay.

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what I’m listening to now #53: water running without legs.

Out With The Older, In With The Newer

 

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Goodbye 20 year old old van.
Hello 10 year old new van.

Hello power steering, airbags, CD player, automatic windows, automatic door locks, and much improved gas mileage.

I can’t wait to see what incredible improvements are in  the brand new vans!
I’ll find out in another 10 years, I guess.

… maybe they can fly!!!

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note:the best things in life are free” … like my old van.
I hope the new one will be “the second best things in life” … even though
there’s only one of it … I’m hoping it’s at least twice as good!

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what I’m listening to now #52: Crowded HouseWeather With You“.

I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream for Ice Cream!

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It’s  always à la mode

… never Jesus mode, Buddha mode, Jehovah mode, Yahweh mode, ...

I guess Islam just scooped the others on this one.

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note: remaining non-convertible helps me … especially when it’s raining.

double note: I’m ligious … I ain’t doing that stuff twice!

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what I’m listening to now #51: sausages frying.

something I’d forgotten: http://youtu.be/7rK3s_BP9kE

Some Bloom To Reathe

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I prefer blossoming to blooming

… unless it involves quasi-swearing.

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note: Mother Nature probably drives a bloomstick.

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what I’m listening to now #50: Nada Surf‘s “When I Was Young“.