Monthly Archives: July 2012

Professing Up


I’m just a fessional

… I can’t say that I’m really good at the stuff I get paid for

… or get paid for the stuff I’m good at.


note: why aren’t professional and confessional opposites?

double note: I have 360 degrees! … when I spin.

triple note: I’m not a profishional really.

quadruple note: I’m still not here: I’m miraging and shimmering, but thank you for the comments.


Today #378

Today was 7-11 Day again! I told kids they could get free stuff if they wore a mask into the store.

5 Apples


I’m not into measuring things:

… I’m more of a weight and see person.


note: I used to be imperial about measurements, but I’m more metriculous these days.

double note: musical lizards are probably really scaley.


Today #377

It’s Canada Day today.
No hockey on Canada Day has always pained me.
It’s a hashmark that I have to bear.