Some people think I’m extremely predictable.
I consider myself really understandable:
… it’s a subtle difference.
note: I’m still not here … I’m over there … it’s just an optical illusion.
double note: a big thank you for your comments. I do read them … and do want to reply to them … but my fingers are in a few pies … so it’s not extremely possible at the moment.
Today # 376
Today I thought … bars of soap would last longer if they were bigger.
It would take longer for them to turn into slivers.
Less useless soap slivers in a year makes sense to me.
I could be wrong: I usually am.
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I grew 2 feet in less than a year!
It’s not that amazing really:
most people did … along with the rest of their body.
note: if your name is “Tallest” it could get confusing when someone is looking for the tallest person.
double note: sometimes I’m the shortest person around, but it only happens when other people are wearing pants … and I’m wearing shorts … or have no money.
triple note: I still have 7 weeks before regular programming will continue. This is just a hiccup … or some other cup.
quadruple note: yes, I’ve used a different photo of this before, but I took another photo of it … so it’s all good.
Today didn’t smell like mustard enough.
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