Monthly Archives: June 2012

I Rule The Game “Predictionary”!

 

Some people think I’m extremely predictable.

I consider myself really understandable:

… it’s a subtle difference.

 

note: I’m still not here … I’m over there … it’s just an optical illusion.

double note: a big thank you for your comments. I do read them … and do want to reply to them … but my fingers are in a few pies … so it’s not extremely possible at the moment. 

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Today # 376

Today I thought … bars of soap would last longer if they were bigger.
It would take longer for them to turn into slivers.
Less useless soap slivers in a year makes sense to me.
I could be wrong: I usually am.

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That’s Just Growth!

 

I grew 2 feet in less than a year!

It’s not that amazing really:

most people did … along with the rest of their body.

 

note: if your name is “Tallest” it could get confusing when someone is looking for the tallest person.

double note: sometimes I’m the shortest person around, but it only happens when other people are wearing pants … and I’m wearing shorts … or have no money.

triple note: I still have 7 weeks before regular programming will continue. This is just a hiccup … or some other cup.

quadruple note: yes, I’ve used a different photo of this before, but I took another photo of it … so it’s all good.

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Today #375

Today didn’t smell like mustard enough.