The Blue Monkey predicts:
In our lifetime “yoyo-kites” will become a popular hobby sport.
However, many people will suffer fatal injuries performing “Rock the Baby“.
The blue monkey is a lesser oracle who predicts what may happen, not what will happen. He has studied many different disciplines on his path to enlightenment, including: using ouija boards, reading horoscopes, counting cherry pits, blowing out birthday candles, opening fortune cookies, pulling wishbones, watching Kung Fu reruns, listening to the weatherman, twisting apple stems, and shaking the Magic 8 Ball. All behold the blue monkey!