The Blue Monkey predicts:
In our lifetime “yoyo-kites” will become a popular hobby sport.
However, many people will suffer fatal injuries performing “Rock the Baby“.
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The blue monkey is a lesser oracle who predicts what may happen, not what will happen. He has studied many different disciplines on his path to enlightenment, including: using ouija boards, reading horoscopes, counting cherry pits, blowing out birthday candles, opening fortune cookies, pulling wishbones, watching Kung Fu reruns, listening to the weatherman, twisting apple stems, and shaking the Magic 8 Ball. All behold the blue monkey!
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This post evokes images of reverse bungee jumping gone wrong… A friend of a friend of a friend of an acquaintance barely knew someone who plowed headfirst in a crane. That was pretty much a fatal injury.
Talking about Rock the Baby, I came across a site that sells CDs of rock songs or punk “songs” turned into lullabies. Isn’t it brilliant? Putting your kid to sleep to “Sex and Drugs and Rock’ N Roll”…
It’s probably a blessing I have not procreated.
http://www.punkrockbaby.com/punkrockbabycd.html
nathaliewithanh: The Blue Monkey bestows an easily snatchable pebble and a child-size safety pin accessory upon you.