The Blue Monkey #14

All Behold The Blue Monkey!


The Blue Monkey predicts:

In our lifetime all people will be animated for their entire life … like The Simpsons; … and then they will be inanimate.



The blue monkey is a lesser oracle who predicts what may happen, not what will happen. He has studied many different disciplines on his path to enlightenment, including: using ouija boards, reading horoscopes, counting cherry pits, blowing out birthday candles, opening fortune cookies, pulling wishbones, watching Kung Fu reruns, listening to the weatherman, twisting apple stems, and shaking the Magic 8 Ball. All behold the blue monkey!

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note: the drawing incredibly enhanced by nathaliewithanh.

7 responses to “The Blue Monkey #14

  1. I think the blue monkey is just kinda creepy

  2. Blue Monkey either has a mustache or a harelip, but don’t tell him I said that.

  3. Thanks for the comments.

    Tony: The Blue Monkey thinks the same.

    Bunk Strutts: The Blue Monkey has a mustache … but it is cleverly concealed under all its other facial hair.

  4. That facial hair looks a lot like pottery glaze.

  5. I agree with Tony. And I know where the Blue Monkey does his best thinking, too!

  6. Hi Ross!
    Would the Blue Monkey have any predictions regarding my blogroll? It has disappeared through no action of mine and refuses obstinately to reappear. O what to do?
    I went to Paris the other day and was looking forward to eating little chicken skin skewers but the restaurant had closed. I was devastated!!!! :-((

  7. nathaliewithanh: WordPress got rid of Cutline and brought in Coraline. Go to your dashboard, click on widgets, and scroll down. All the widgets that are missing from before should be at the bottom under “Inactive Widgets“. You will just have to activate them again.
    The same thing happened to me when they switched over.

    The Blue Monkey knew about the “Paris, chicken skin, restaurant” situation; but was deep in thought trying to figure out if the question “How far does a dog have to run into a forest before it’s running out?” worked with all animals. hee hee!

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