The Blue Monkey predicts:
In our lifetime unrelated corporations and scientific research facilities will merge with Candy companies and produce hybrid products like “jelly beanie babies” and “Reece’s Rhesus Monkey Pieces“.
Most will fail.
The blue monkey is a lesser oracle who predicts what may happen, not what will happen. He has studied many different disciplines on his path to enlightenment, including: using ouija boards, reading horoscopes, counting cherry pits, blowing out birthday candles, opening fortune cookies, pulling wishbones, watching Kung Fu reruns, listening to the weatherman, twisting apple stems, and shaking the Magic 8 Ball. All behold the blue monkey!