I’ve always thought that I don’t eat enough vegetables, but I’ve been mistaken.
It seems that I have overlooked all the beans I consume almost everyday: coffee beans, jelly beans, and cocoa beans (in the form of chocolate).
Who has beans? I have beans!
I’m a “has bean” kind of guy!
note: “I’ve bean to paradise, but I’ve never bean to me.” from some sappy song by some sappy singer in the 70’s.
double note: those beanie babies must be in university by now.
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When people stay at my place they always leave things behind.
“Finding the Item” is my post-visit game.
It’s never anything I can use.
Past Objects Found: a bangle watch, a 2010 Vancouver Olympic pin, assorted Beanie Babies, and a toe ring.
The longest undiscovered object was a metal paddle from a bread making machine. It was 2 weeks before I found it embedded in a frozen loaf of raisin bread my sister brought me.
It may take a while to find the stuff, but I have a 100% recovery record!
Has someone left behind something good at your house?
note: above photo of most recent “found” item.
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