The Blue Monkey predicts:
In our lifetime unrelated corporations and scientific research facilities will merge with Candy companies and produce hybrid products like “jelly beanie babies” and “Reece’s Rhesus Monkey Pieces“.
Most will fail.
The blue monkey is a lesser oracle who predicts what may happen, not what will happen. He has studied many different disciplines on his path to enlightenment, including: using ouija boards, reading horoscopes, counting cherry pits, blowing out birthday candles, opening fortune cookies, pulling wishbones, watching Kung Fu reruns, listening to the weatherman, twisting apple stems, and shaking the Magic 8 Ball. All behold the blue monkey!
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I’ve always thought that I don’t eat enough vegetables, but I’ve been mistaken.
It seems that I have overlooked all the beans I consume almost everyday: coffee beans, jelly beans, and cocoa beans (in the form of chocolate).
Who has beans? I have beans!
I’m a “has bean” kind of guy!
note: “I’ve bean to paradise, but I’ve never bean to me.” from some sappy song by some sappy singer in the 70’s.
double note: those beanie babies must be in university by now.
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Tagged beanie babies, beans, Charlene, cocoa beans, coffee beans, humor, jelly beans
When people stay at my place they always leave things behind.
“Finding the Item” is my post-visit game.
It’s never anything I can use.
Past Objects Found: a bangle watch, a 2010 Vancouver Olympic pin, assorted Beanie Babies, and a toe ring.
The longest undiscovered object was a metal paddle from a bread making machine. It was 2 weeks before I found it embedded in a frozen loaf of raisin bread my sister brought me.
It may take a while to find the stuff, but I have a 100% recovery record!
Has someone left behind something good at your house?
note: above photo of most recent “found” item.
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Tagged bangle watches, beanie babies, found, games, humor, lost, toe rings, Vancouver Olympics