The Blue Monkey #15

Behold! The Blue Monkey!


The Blue Monkey predicts …

In our lifetime there will be an end to all “End of the World” groups.
… possibly this won’t be a good thing.



The blue monkey is a lesser oracle who predicts what may happen, not what will happen. He has studied many different disciplines on his path to enlightenment, including: using ouija boards, reading horoscopes, counting cherry pits, blowing out birthday candles, opening fortune cookies, pulling wishbones, watching Kung Fu reruns, listening to the weatherman, twisting apple stems, and shaking the Magic 8 Ball. All behold the blue monkey!

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notes to myself #13

When you are 7 do not eat the chocolate Elizabeth offers you; it’s unsweetened baking chocolate.

6 responses to “The Blue Monkey #15

  1. I like the Blue Monkey, but I would like him more if he read tea leaves.

  2. Why is he blue???
    Now if the scientists could explain that then I may believe in their quantum theory

  3. Thanks for the comments.

    Tooty Nolan: if The Blue Monkey mastered tea leaves he might be a greater oracle. He’s in England now with Epicurienne, so maybe he has the studying stuff down to a tea leaf.
    I edited your comment and erased the follow up one … with an eraser first, but then I just hit the delete button.

    Tony: Do not question The Blue Monkey! … and just ignore the man behind the curtain.

  4. the cookie jar has a point! hehe.

  5. Blue Monkey says Konnichiwa Sensei Ross. He is currently studying moth movement patterns (we have a moth issue) to predict the weather and I have to say that he’s definitely more accurate than the BBC.

  6. Thanks for the comments.

    sweetiegirlz: The Blue Monkey is not a cookie jar! … but if it wanted to be one, I’m sure it could be a very fine one.

    epicurienne: good to hear The Blue Monkey is still enlightening itself.

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