The Blue Monkey #7

 

The Blue Monkey predicts:

In our lifetime wheelchairs will only have one wheel.

People’s balance will be greatly improved for some reason.

 

note:

The blue monkey is a lesser oracle who predicts what may happen, not what will happen.He has studied many different disciplines on his path to enlightenment, including: using ouija boards, reading horoscopes, counting cherry pits, blowing out birthday candles, opening fortune cookies, pulling wishbones, watching Kung Fu reruns, listening to the weatherman, twisting apple stems, and shaking the Magic 8 Ball. All behold the blue monkey!

BEHOLD: The Blue Monkey #1
             The Blue Monkey #2
             The Blue Monkey #3
             The Blue Monkey #4
             The Blue Monkey #5
             The Blue Monkey #6

 

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2 responses to “The Blue Monkey #7

  1. If I get a normal monkey and paint it blue, will it be a worthy companion on my journey to enlightenment?

    Discovered Unearthed: All monkeys are blue sometimes. What is a normal monkey? The path to enlightenment begins with a banana or two. The Blue Monkey gives you an “easily snatchable pebble“.

  2. Monkey See, Monkey Blue.

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