Fields are like pools:
if you aren’t sure of your ability, stay at the fallow end.
note: I guess the life preserver is for sticky rice situations. (groan)
Today was like a piece of string with no kitten,
but definitely not like a kitten with no piece of string.
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When I buy a house, I’m going to buy a “houseboat” and just live in it on land.
Hey! Better safe than sorry. You never know.
I might wear a life jacket around the house too.
note: I envision yelling “Man Overboard!” a lot.
double note: I will call my property “Dry Dock“.
triple note: sales people and religious touts will be considered pirates and dealt with accordingly.
quadruple note: photo taken in Northern Peru.
SPECIAL NOTE: Nathaliewithanh came to visit me in Japan! How does her trip unfold? or unravel? Check it out here or click on the page up in my header.
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