“There are no stupid hypothetical questions; only stupid hypothetical answers.”
note: Can hypothetical questions be eliminated with hyposuction?
double note: Are hypothetical needles used on hypochondriacs?
triple note: Hypothermic needles are for cold shots, I assume.
quadruple note: Who actually looks for needles in haystacks? I’m still trying to get struck by lightning!
quintuple note: “if” is the middle word in “life“, but it’s also the middle word in wife, shifty, and rift. It’s also almost the middle word in cauliflower too!
sextuple note: If you are dyslexic, is “if” the middle word in donutfilling, refill, and poolfilter?
septuple note: ask stupid hypothetical questions here .
octuple note: Isn’t “It’s a Wonderful Life” the best movie ever?
nonuple note: image from here, but not originally.
decuple note: I had to look up “nonuple” and “decuple“.
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People who partially forget a word but still try to include a portion of it into a conversation are not fooling anyone.
For example, please refrain from using these utterances when speaking: alwaysthinktheyaresickiacs, firomaniacs, or spiderphobia.
These people should really open a word definitionary a little more often.
note: I thought of this while suffering from cantsleepnia.
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I drove on a road yesterday and it was okay: today the roadcrews are working on it.
Why are the roads always being fixed?
Is the person responsible for roadwork decisions a hypochondriac?
“Sure it looks alright, but it just doesn’t feel right. We better dig it up and take a look.”
“That street is turning a funny colour; I don’t like it. We better resurface it.”
“The leftside of the highway is okay now, but the rightside is a bit off.”
“It’s not right! It should be….
staighter, more curved, more banked, less banked, leveled, widened, narrowed, higher, lower, smoother, or maybe with a few more bumps.”
“Maybe we need a bypass?”
“Take a few samples and send them to the lab.”
“Take some photos and get a second opinion.”
In summer, I think he is self-medicating!