A Modest Conceit

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People who are really good at bragging

… never seem to brag about it.

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note: everyone is modest about something, but I’m sure there is someone out there bragging about being the most modest though.

double note: if you’re the most modest person, are you the modestest?

triple note: it’s a very mothest photo tonight.

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what I’m listening to now #27:  Just Dropped In (To See What Condition My Condition Was In) sung by Kenny Rogers no less!

Forgetting Words

 

 

People who partially forget a word but still try to include a portion of it into a conversation are not fooling anyone.

For example, please refrain from using these utterances when speaking: alwaysthinktheyaresickiacs, firomaniacs, or spiderphobia.

These people should really open a word definitionary a little more often.

note: I thought of this while suffering from cantsleepnia.

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