In My Dreams … #10

 

In my dreams  dictionaries are meaningless

… and there is no substance of matter.

  

note: photo taken in one of the DisneySea sections.

double note: #1  and #2  and #3  and #4  and #5  and #6  and #7  and #8 and #9  are still slumbering along.

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notes to myself #131

You are pretty cynical about unexplained phenomena, but …  just be careful when there is a full moon.

Predictionaries

 

I have a predictionary: it tells me what might happen … but not in the right order.

 

note: I am unpredictionable: I don’t even know what might happen!

double note: when someone’s very unpredictable … that’s kind of predictable really.

triple note: predictionaries are like selective logging: not clear cut.

 

notes to myself #23

You miss the first month of  Grade 12 with mononucleosis, but you get out of taking Algebra … so it’s not all bad.

Forgetting Words

 

 

People who partially forget a word but still try to include a portion of it into a conversation are not fooling anyone.

For example, please refrain from using these utterances when speaking: alwaysthinktheyaresickiacs, firomaniacs, or spiderphobia.

These people should really open a word definitionary a little more often.

note: I thought of this while suffering from cantsleepnia.

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“U”

 

Have you looked under “U” in the dictionary lately?

ugh, uh, uh-huh, and uh-uh are all words now.

My dictionaries are pretty old: I’m sure “um” must be in the new ones.

I’ve submitted 3 burps, 2 farts, and a very nice stomach growl for inclusion in the next edition.

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Dictionaries

 

Dictionaries should change their format.

Instead of just listing words in alphabetical order followed by the definition, they should demonstrate what the words mean.

For example:

random – should appear randomly through out the dictionary.

quarantine – should appear on a page by itself. (maybe solitude, lonely, and segregate too)

invisible – should not appear at all.

apple – should appear in the tree and pie entry. ( core and seed should appear in the apple entry )

 

Where would you put the words?

 

note: “potpourri” should not be listed between potpie and potroast. That’s just wrong in my books.

 

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