Are carrots good for eye sight because they have vitamins and stuff in them?
… or is it because they are bright orange and easy to see?
note: I can’t afford a reflective vest, so I just ride my bicycle at night with a pumpkin, some oranges, and a few carrots.
“No I won’t sell you any of these things!!! I’m not riding home in the dark! Duh!”
double note: okay I’ll show you the rabbit!
triple note: The carrot or the stick? … why can’t I just have carrot sticks?
notes to myself #17
Do not eat 5 Whoppers at Burger King in Budapest: the 5th one is going to have you sitting on the toilet for a week.
Don’t be such a pig! … only eat 4 Whoppers.
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I’m not looking for a “free lunch” out of life …
but second helpings and an extra dessert would be nice!
note: I think I have food poisoning.
double note: this is no time to diet!
triple note: “life is like lunch: there is a long nap afterwards.”
quadruple note: some days I think I’ve been over seasoned.
quintuple note: the spice of life sure isn’t oregano. It isn’t from Oregon either; although I hear it’s a nice place to live.
sextuple note: photo from March 2007 in Argentina. It seems like a long time ago. (sad face)
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