Tag Archives: pumpkins

Jack-O’-Lantern

 

The most difficult thing about dressing up as a jack-o’-lantern for Halloween is probably digging the hole.

 

note: hopefully the party is at your own place too … and the drinks have straws in them.

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Today #278

I’m hosting a bodily function today.

Carrots

you should have seen the rabbit!

 

Are carrots good for eye sight because they have vitamins and stuff in them?

… or is it because they are bright orange and easy to see?

 

note: I can’t afford a reflective vest, so I just ride my bicycle at night with a pumpkin, some oranges, and a few carrots.

No I won’t sell you any of these things!!! I’m not riding home in the dark! Duh!”

double note: okay I’ll show you the rabbit!

if it makes a mess, you're cleaning it up!

 

triple note: The carrot or the stick? … why can’t I just have carrot sticks?

 

notes to myself #17

Do not eat 5 Whoppers at Burger King in Budapest: the 5th one is going to have you sitting on the toilet for a week.
Don’t be such a pig! … only eat 4 Whoppers.

Halloween Part II

 

 

I’m glad Halloween happens during pumpkin season because …

it’s really hard to make a cherry scary.

And they are difficult to carve too!