Midlife Crisis

 

I don’t think I’ve had a “midlife crisis” yet.

Does that mean I’m going to live a long time?

 

note: Do pregnant women have “midwife crisises“?

double note: Do prisoners have “midlife sentence crisises“?

triple note: The only midlife crisis I’ve had was when I had too many children to fit into the little plastic car while playing “Life“.

quadruple note:

“I must have made a wrong turn somewhere. I think we are in some kind of safari park. I knew we shouldn’t have bought this damn convertible!”

 

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Winnie the Pooh

 

Winnie the Pooh, Pooh, and Pooh Bear are the nicknames for Edward Bear.

Winnie the Pooh is a bear.
Piglet is a pig.
Owl is an owl.
Rabbit is a rabbit.
Kanga and Roo are kangaroos.
Tigger is a tiger (with a bouncy bouncy bouncy tail).

Eeyore is a donkey.

Why isn’t Eeyore called “Donkey”?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

note: A.A. Milne, e.e. cummings, and J.J. Evans are all Dyn-o-mite!!

 

double note: Disney makes about 1 billion dollars from Winnie the Pooh merchandise a year! More than almost all other characters combined! (seriously)

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