I don’t think I’ve had a “midlife crisis” yet.
Does that mean I’m going to live a long time?
note: Do pregnant women have “midwife crisises“?
double note: Do prisoners have “midlife sentence crisises“?
triple note: The only midlife crisis I’ve had was when I had too many children to fit into the little plastic car while playing “Life“.
quadruple note:
“I must have made a wrong turn somewhere. I think we are in some kind of safari park. I knew we shouldn’t have bought this damn convertible!”