Tools

 

Tools box, but do Equipments wrestle?

 

note: I’m a penultimate fighter.

double note: why do boxing referees count to 10, but wrestling referees only count to 3 … and get distracted so much?

triple note: “tools” should be spelt with 2 “l“s … and “noel” without any in my books.

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Today #90

Today I grew up a bit: … you can check my height chart, if you don’t believe me!
oh! thick socks.

nevermind.

A Little Bit More

 

 

I remember when the thing I wanted most in the world was to grow.

Only an inch; maybe a bit more.

I couldn’t wait. I wanted it now!

Pleasures couldn’t be consumated with out that extra little bit.

It wasn’t fair. Life had put a big obstacle in the path to my happiness.

I prayed nightly and measured daily; and when I least expected it, out of nowhere I gained that inch and achieved my goal:

tall enough to ride the rollercoaster!

 

 

 

 

 

note: P.N.E. Vancouver 1972. 5 times!!!!!

double note: I guess I have to worry about age restrictions next.

triple note: if I’d put up a picture of a rollercoaster, that would have given the game away.

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