Does “Slim To None” Mean “Slim To All”?

 

I’ve never found a diamond in the rough,

… but I’ve found a few golf balls there!

 

note: actually, I don’t golf as much as I’d dislike to.

double note: I could find a needle in a haystack … with a match and a metal detector.

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Today #337

Today I slapped on my slippers. Why aren’t they called “slappers“?
They kind of slap on the floor and aren’t too slippery really.