Why is it okay to try on someone’s glasses and say, “Man! your eyesight is messed up.” … or hop around on someone with a broken leg’s crutches and say, “How can you hobble around on these things?”
but … if you try to wheel yourself around in someone’s wheelchair or put someone’s toupee on, you are the biggest prick in the world!
There should be a rulebook or something about this.
note: hearing aids … I don’t know about.
double note: if I’ve offended anyone, I haven’t meant to.
triple note: this is the best Christmas present I have received for a very long time. Someone is a mad person!!!!!
*SPECIAL NOTE: I think I’ve put on 5 entries tonight. I may have other stuff to do this weekend … but maybe not.
I Am The Cheese 
sweet bejesus I never thought of it like that . . .
Just try putting on someone else’s aluminum foil alien brainwave ray blocker!
Thanks for the comments:
Otto Mann: I may be going out on a prosthetic limb here, but your comments sound familiar somehow. They are like deja vu all over again.
pannonica: oh you are just asking for trouble if you do that!
So I take it you are speaking from experience, being called a prick for doing these things?
S. Le: No, I’m just thinking outloud quietly on this one. I do follow the guidelines on a few things.
I get called a prick for doing other stuff though.