Tall people have built in ladders.
Having a urinal at home would be cool.
Having 2 side by side would just be creepy.
People Who Fly
…should have fragile stickers … not their luggage.
A Cylinderella Story
Do chambermaids clean guns?
If Antarctica became a country I bet Australians wouldn’t mention that “down under” stuff any more.
What are all these people doing “rumor milling around“?
Living vicarelessly through others sounds almost dangerous!
Standing out in a crowd of one seems easier than blending in to a crowd of one.
… or does that even make sense?
I Don’t Know
If you don’t have an opinion are you “nopinionated“?
Vicious Crop Circles
I guess being the cream of the crop is really good … unless we’re talking about corn.
… I don’t like that creamed corn stuff.
When it comes to needing glasses, it’s more 50/50 than 20/20.
… but they both mean 100% for some reason.
Some people’s arms and legs are pretty extreme … or possibly pretty extremities … if they have 2 or 3 good looking ones.
When a political party wins by a wide margin it’s a “landslide“. Why isn’t a very narrow margin victory called a “falling rock“?
The Perfect Solution
If you have an ice cream headache you should take ice cream aspirin.
The Ends Are Fraying
I abhor, detest, despise, and loath people who describe everything in absolute extremes.
I don’t care if I shop in different clothing stores. I’m an indifferent clothing shopper maybe.
Ruining On My Parade
A lot of people are on the roads to ruins … Machu Picchu and Ankor Wat seem quite popular.
note: here are the other ones. You can probably figure out what order they go in.
Yet Another “Still More Too Much Time”
Another Still More Too Much Time
Still More Too Much Time
Still Too Much Time
Too Much Time
double note: I probably could have written more in this series, but Twitter is a good toilet for depositing and flushing these things usually recently up until now at the moment.
notes to myself #120
What you do and who you are are not really related … but I think we are.