Venting

I'm not an ugly duckling; I'm an ugly chicken!

 

 

When someone says the word “venting” to describe “ranting“, “freaking out“, “going ballistic” or “letting off steam“; I used to have a mental picture of a metal pipe carrying steam away from a boiler.

But …

after reading about chicken sexers, that image has been replaced with a more graphic and disturbing mental image.

Vent sexing, also known simply as “venting”, involves literally squeezing the feces out of the chick, …
(from wikipedia)

 

note: being a chicken sexer must be depressing work with a lot pressure involved … or maybe just a little pressure.

 

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7 responses to “Venting

  1. I always pictured someone leaning out of a window, yelling at the top of their lungs. Must have been from the knowledge that ventana is Spanish for window.

    I was pretty excited too when I later learned that fenestra is Latin for window; that was about the same time I incorporated “defenestration” into my vocabulary.

    I guess I find windows (the non-Microsoft variety) more interesting than doors (the non-Jim Morrison variety, although I don’t care much for that kind either).

  2. OMG – Now I’ll never be able to use the word venting again without thinking of chickens….

    Trevas

  3. Glad I had breakfast BEFORE reading this.

    That chicken looks like me when I get up in the morning.

  4. Does Mike Rowe know about this career option?

  5. Mike Rowe?
    My Crow?
    Chickens?
    Is that sort of commingling allowed?

    I’m off now, with a cluck and a squawk and a fine how-do-you-do.

  6. Thanks for all the comments.

    Sorry this one was a bit of a bummer (no pun intended). hee hee!

    pannonica: I like the leaning out of windows image. It made me think of the old Chef Boyardee commercial:
    “The bells are all ringing
    It’s lunchtime already
    For you and for me
    It’s Chef Boyardee!”
    … and some little Italian type kids in short pants kicking a soccer ball in a narrow cobbled street.

    Those Italian kids must really love that crap! hee hee!

    eBookGuru: I’m glad to have installed that image in your head.

    S. Le: sorry, I sat on this one for a few weeks. It’s a bit vivid. sorry about your hair in the morning too! hee hee!

    Dennis the Vizsla: I think I saw something about him doing a show on that when I looked up chicken sexing.

    pannonica: Is his big brother called Mack Rowe? hee hee!

  7. Mack Rowe? Isn’t that the Engrish name for saba?

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