Tag Archives: freaking out

Venting

I'm not an ugly duckling; I'm an ugly chicken!

 

 

When someone says the word “venting” to describe “ranting“, “freaking out“, “going ballistic” or “letting off steam“; I used to have a mental picture of a metal pipe carrying steam away from a boiler.

But …

after reading about chicken sexers, that image has been replaced with a more graphic and disturbing mental image.

Vent sexing, also known simply as “venting”, involves literally squeezing the feces out of the chick, …
(from wikipedia)

 

note: being a chicken sexer must be depressing work with a lot pressure involved … or maybe just a little pressure.

 

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Teeth

 

My friend’s teeth are all starting to fall out.

He’s taken good care of them: brushing regularly and going to the dentist every 6 months,

but …

they keep falling out one after the other.

He’s not too worried about it for some reason.

He’s only 7 years old though.

Me? I’d be freaking out!!

note: is a mouthful of blueberries classified as bluetooth technology?

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