When I eat candy, I am a chewer.
I can’t wait for a slow flavour sensation: I want gratification now.
I want all the flavour to be released with the ferocity of a frozen river breaking up in Spring.
I want to stick as many candies in my mouth as possible and have my brain explode!!!
I understand the candy suckers though.
They are in for the long haul.
Stretching out the flavour for as long as they can.
Long after chewers have munched through a bag of candy, suckers are still enjoying the slivery remnants of their first candy.
The sucker people suck unless they give me some of their candy.
I Am The Cheese 