Why do all the arcade games have people killing zombies?
Arcade game makers must be Zombists or something.
I want to play an arcade game where I have to run away from zombies and hide.
I think I’d be pretty good at that one.
note: It’s the time of the season when she’s not there if you tell her no.
double note: if I see zombies, I’m hightailing it to the nearest arcade to git me some firepower.
triple note: those arcade zombie guns aren’t an effective weapon against children. I’ve tried.
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When “zombies” go to the beach, do they body surf?
Do they just lurch around and try to eat people like usual?
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I walked by a mirror and didn’t see my reflection.
It was very freaky!
Maybe it was a window.
I’m not too sure.
I don’t know about you, but driving through a city called Bottleneck might not be the best idea!
If I had a delicatessen, I’d call it The Psycho Deli.
Maybe I’d have a blackvelvet poster and a lava lamp somewhere.
Pets as Gifts
I don’t think it is a good idea to give a pet as a gift.
I usually give 2 pets: a male and female rabbit!
just to be safe.
I Want To Be A Webler!
web log = weblog = blog
Why isn’t it “webl”?
I’d rather webl and be a webler!
I want up and down turn signals on my car: just in case.
Pirates of the Caribbean
I don’t care how good the movies are; the Pirates of the Caribbean ride at Disneyland sucks.
People in the Southern Hemisphere are pretty good sports about Christmas Carols.
When I was younger, I was a lot shorter than I am now.
Let’s put the “fun” back in “funeral”!
Has anyone ever broken their jaw on a jawbreaker?
Rules are made to be broken.
except in sports.
There’s video replay now!
I’m waiting for the j-pods to come out!
Zombies are a Dying Breed
If everyone were cremated…..
I guess there would be no more Zombie movies!
That would suck.
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