Youth is a game of give and take:
most give it no thought and take it for granted.
note: maybe it’s “love” that is a game of give and take … or that card game
“asshole” … where you pass your cards.
… I forget, I haven’t played those ones for a while.
double note: you can either be youthful or youthempty.
triple note: I try to be youthful, but sometimes I’m just youthless … especially when it comes to mechanics and electrical stuff.
quadruple note: I have more colorful memories when I look at black and white photos for some reason.
Things I’ve Seen With My Own Two Eyes #4: a tortoise wearing a turtleneck sweater.
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I walked by a mirror and didn’t see my reflection.
It was very freaky!
Maybe it was a window.
I’m not too sure.
I don’t know about you, but driving through a city called Bottleneck might not be the best idea!
If I had a delicatessen, I’d call it The Psycho Deli.
Maybe I’d have a blackvelvet poster and a lava lamp somewhere.
Pets as Gifts
I don’t think it is a good idea to give a pet as a gift.
I usually give 2 pets: a male and female rabbit!
just to be safe.
I Want To Be A Webler!
web log = weblog = blog
Why isn’t it “webl”?
I’d rather webl and be a webler!
I want up and down turn signals on my car: just in case.
Pirates of the Caribbean
I don’t care how good the movies are; the Pirates of the Caribbean ride at Disneyland sucks.
People in the Southern Hemisphere are pretty good sports about Christmas Carols.
When I was younger, I was a lot shorter than I am now.
Let’s put the “fun” back in “funeral”!
Has anyone ever broken their jaw on a jawbreaker?
Rules are made to be broken.
except in sports.
There’s video replay now!
I’m waiting for the j-pods to come out!
Zombies are a Dying Breed
If everyone were cremated…..
I guess there would be no more Zombie movies!
That would suck.
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