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Fingers And Toes


If humans only had 4 digits on their hands and feet,

– metric would be just as confusing as the imperial system.
– nail polish would last longer.
– no one would be giving anyone the middle finger.

-sign language might have less words.
-ape hands would look so weird.
-base 8 would be pretty standard.

-cartoon characters would probably only have 3 fingers.
-Agatha Christie may have written “8 Little Indians“.
– one of those little piggies either would not be going to market or not going wee wee wee all the way home.

… and would we be saying …

Hang Eight!
High Four!
Four Finger Discount.


note: thereprobablywouldn’tbeanyspacesbetweenwordsonacomputereither.

double note: having your finger cut off in the Yakuza would probably mean more too!


Today #56

Today was like a bananaless banana split.

Beyond The Pail … Or Pale


– blue 9 liter
– red 8 liter
– green 10 liter

Oh! It’s my bucket list!

I’m sure it looks rather pail compared to other people’s.


note: a pail of chicken just doesn’t sound as appetizing as a bucket of chicken.

double note: these 2 guys drank all that by 10:30 in the morning when I arrived; after that they didn’t have anything! … lightweights.

triple note: I don’t have a bucket list … I’m bucket listlessness I guess.


Today #31

I wish today was yesterday again because that was pretty good … and I wasn’t peeling yet.