Eating a petrified apple is hardcore!
note: I’d like to be a fossil someday, so people would sing about me in that “Do Re Mi Fossil” song.
… and when people asked how I am, I could say, “I’m petrified!, but otherwise fine.”
double note: where I live is famous for apples … and apple trees too!
triple note: I only ever find half worms in apples … they must not be full grown yet.
quadruple note: being petrifried sounds like a bad way to go.
I didn’t make any fatal mistakes today … I used a pencil with a fatal eraser.
Posted in comedy, food, funny, humor, language, life, personal, random, random thoughts, stuff, thoughts, Uncategorized, word play, words
Tagged apples, Do Re Mi Fossil, fatal erasers, fossils, Gunma Prefecture, humor, humour, petrified, petrifried, worms
I almost electrocuted myself with “electrical tape“!!
There really should be a warning on that stuff!
note: It’s not a good idea to use masking tape as a halloween costume.
double note: taping worms is a waste of time; they don’t talk too much.
triple note: above photo of a colorblind dog cutting through “red tape” in Brazil.
Posted in comedy, funny, health, humor, life, personal, random, random thoughts, stuff, thoughts, Uncategorized, word play, words
Tagged colorblind dog, electrical tape, electrocution, humor, masking tape, red tape, taping, worms
Bait companies pay golf courses for the rights to collect worms.
The golf course’s large clear area with short grass is the perfect place to find worms easily. At night, equipped with miner’s lights on their heads and coffee cans strapped to their ankles, worm catchers harvest the worms.
Finally a benefit to golf!!
note: How do I know this? I used to pack worms for a bait and tackle supplier.
double note: I’ll have the “Golf Course”: a clubhouse sandwich with greens and tee served with a wedge of lemon.
Posted in comedy, funny, golf, humor, life, personal, random, random thoughts, stuff, thoughts, Uncategorized, word play
Tagged bait, clubhouse sandwiches, coffee cans, Dune, fishing, golf courses, humor, miner's lights, worms
I’m on the verge of a major breakthrough!
My thoughts are becoming more focused. I’m seeing everything in new ways that I’ve never seen them before. I think I finally know what I want to do.
I’m going to quit my job and …
revolutionize the music recording industry with my “cassette tape worm” technology,
start a “gravy stained glass” art studio!
Did I say breakthrough?
I meant breakdown.
note: the light at the end of the tunnel may be the entrance to a lighted tunnel.
Posted in art, comedy, funny, humor, life, music, personal, random, random thoughts, stuff, thoughts, Uncategorized
Tagged breakdowns, breakthroughs, cassette tapes, gravy, humor, nervous or otherwise, stained glass, worms
Why do people use worms to catch fish?
Fish eat worms, but usually not ones just floating around in the middle of nowhere.
They probably don’t even know what they are.
Those fish must be really hungry, or have bad eye sight.
Now if you are trying to catch a bird, I bet worms work great!
note: What do you use to catch worms: smaller worms?
double note: to catch piranha a bit of human works great.
Posted in comedy, food, funny, humor, life, personal, random, random thoughts, stuff, thoughts, Uncategorized
Tagged bait, birds, fish, fishing, humor, piranha, worms