I’m going to sell pickles shaped like toothpicks and call them “Tooth Pickles”!
Possible catch phrases could be:
“I think you’ve got something in your teeth. Would you like a Tooth Pickle?”
A little peckish
What the heckish!
“I’m not gerkin you around! or Takin’ the Mickle!
If it’s an edible toothpick, it’s gotta be a Tooth Pickle!”
note: “Tooth Pickles” are not to be confused with “Pickle Teeth“.
double note: I wish I had some stuck between my teeth right now!
triple note: Money Making Scheme #1 and #2 and #3 and #4 and #5 and #6 and #7 and #8 and #9 and #10 and #11 are still scheming.
quadruple note: Don’t these just keep getting better and better? or is it just me? I could be wrong; I usually am.
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Tagged a gerkin is not a gerbil relative, Ann Heckish and Gregory Peckish, cucumbers but with a different name and in vinegar, edible toothpicks, forget bickles, genetically modified, How good is Margaret Atwood work?, humor, I'm going out of my brine!, immaturally, money making scheme, money making schemes, naturally, peckish and looking for nibblies, Pickle Teeth would be bad, pickles, stuck between the teeth, tooth pickles, toothpicks, word play, words
These things would also be really bad:
A static Klingon
A venetian blind date
A key chainsaw massacre
A shadow nut
A coffee mugging
Bowling pins and needles
A septic tank top
Strychnine ball games
Thurston Howell the 3rd degree burns
A needs reparachute
Cemetary plot summaries
Pigeon toe trucks
An ad campaign in the ass
Lollygagging on lollipops
Athlete’s foot in mouth disease
Gravy stainglass window shoplifters
note: I do have a “monk keychain after all”!
double note: enough of these ones for a while; my mind is turning into a bag of trickles.
triple note: Really Bad Things are still bad over here.
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Tagged a bowling strike!, a dispare is almost as good as a distrike!, Andy Gibb was the fourth BeeGee, ballroom shadow dancing, can you have only one pigeon toe?, cementarians are old builders, coffee grounds for divorce, cowboy scouts would be cool, dartboard of directors, deadpancakes are the way I like them usually, DEF CONnoisseur know a lot about annihilation, donkeys with intestinal problems, doughnut crackers, eulogwhiz someone must have died!, eunichs have no balls, exnihilation is "creating something out of nothing"; but it's not as popular as its opposite for some reason, Gagh is Klingon for really fresh sashimi ... but worms, geneticks are under my skin, Guacamolemen love avocados, hatricks are like hatracks but there are 3 of them, having psoriacysts would really be bad, high speedstick mennen, humor, I don't need needles thank you, I'm a fungi, it's diseasy, it's like the tongue wagging the dog, Klingon blood winos, leatherfacial treatments, minus campaigns are negative, morning after pillows, My ass is faulty, not sure if it's pungi or pongi or something else, parachutney socks is really stupid, poison dodge darts, porkchoppers would be bad too!, quicksand dollars are sinking in value, septictacs, shouldn't it be bullboys or steerboys?, snowboardering on the insane is illegal, stank tops used to smell, staticians are shocking, strychnine lives are very short, the Sex Pistols were all vicious and rotten and ... a cook and Andy Griffith ... and another guy, they never want pan handles ... only money, tsunamia farrow, tsunamiopic, venetian blind corners are bad too!, With all that money he could have had Ginger or Mary Anne, word play
Before medicine and potions, people must not have had an “apothecary in the world”!
note: Has there been an increase in people going into pharmacology since the Harry Potter books and movies came out? That Snape is such a role model.
double note: Are people on drugs getting apothecarried away?
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Tagged apothecaries, apothecary, drugs but no sex or guns, Harry Potter movies, humor, medicine, potions, snape, word play
1) Headless or lacking a clearly defined head.
2) Having no leader.
I was looking up ace in the dictionary, just because I was bored, and losing at solitaire.
I came across this word.
Does anybody use this anymore, outside of the scientific community?
Maybe I should start using it.
That woman was very acephalous: her body was great but her head left me lacking.
Can I speak to the manager, or is this an acephalous company?
I’m feeling very acephalousish today. I don’t know where my head is.
Are they just:
to the Cubans?
to the French?
Is it just:
Pepper in Cayenne?
Clamchowder in Boston?
Checkers in China?
Cake in the Black Forest?
Cheese in Edam?
a Mule in Moscow?
Goulash to the Hungarians?
Dressing to the Italians?
Duck in Peking?
Is it now called Bejing Duck?
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Tagged food, humor, word play
I played Pictionary with a few friends.
One friend picked a card and said he didn’t know what the word was.
I looked at the word and said, ” You know what that is!”.
He said he didn’t.
I said the word to him, and bells started ringing in his head.
He said, “I’ve never seen that word written before!”
The word: Spatula
Wreaking: to inflict punishment, to take vengeance
Havoc: destruction, devastation, disorder
Together: wreaking havoc, to wreak havoc.
I have a theory why these words are always used together.
People were using them so infrequently, they decided to band together in the hope that they would be used more often.
It’s a case of survival of the fittest in the word world.
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Tagged humor, word play