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The Blue Monkey #6

The Blue Monkey predicts:

In our lifetime a cure for the common cold will be just around the corner.

 

note:

The blue monkey is a lesser oracle who predicts what may happen, not what will happen. He has studied many different disciplines on his path to enlightenment, including: using ouija boards, reading horoscopes, counting cherry pits, blowing out birthday candles, opening fortune cookies, pulling wishbones, watching Kung Fu reruns, listening to the weatherman, twisting apple stems, and shaking the Magic 8 Ball. All behold the blue monkey!

BEHOLD: The Blue Monkey #1
             The Blue Monkey #2
             The Blue Monkey #3
             The Blue Monkey #4
             The Blue Monkey #5

 

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The Blue Monkey #5

The Blue Monkey predicts:

In our lifetime the “Big Mac” will be replaced by the “Bigger Mac“.

The Blue Monkey can’t see anything in the future after that.

note:

The blue monkey is a lesser oracle who predicts what may happen, not what will happen. He has studied many different disciplines on his path to enlightenment, including: using ouija boards, reading horoscopes, counting cherry pits, blowing out birthday candles, opening fortune cookies, pulling wishbones, watching Kung Fu reruns, listening to the weatherman, twisting apple stems, and shaking the Magic 8 Ball. All behold the blue monkey!

BEHOLD: The Blue Monkey #1
             The Blue Monkey #2
             The Blue Monkey #3
             The Blue Monkey #4

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The Blue Monkey #4

The Blue Monkey predicts:

In our lifetime “microwave ovens” will be replaced by “super-micromicrowave ovens” which will be cleverly called smicrowaves.

note:

The blue monkey is a lesser oracle who predicts what may happen, not what will happen. He has studied many different disciplines on his path to enlightenment, including: using ouija boards, reading horoscopes, counting cherry pits, blowing out birthday candles, opening fortune cookies, pulling wishbones, watching Kung Fu reruns, listening to the weatherman, twisting apple stems, and shaking the Magic 8 Ball. All behold the blue monkey!

BEHOLD: The Blue Monkey #1
             The Blue Monkey #2
             The Blue Monkey #3

 

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The Blue Monkey #3

The Blue Monkey predicts:

In our lifetime there will be a remake of the Six Million Dollar Man.

But because of inflation, he will be called the “Six and a Half Million Dollar Man”.

note:

The blue monkey is a lesser oracle who predicts what may happen, not what will happen. He has studied many different disciplines on his path to enlightenment, including: using ouija boards, reading horoscopes, counting cherry pits, blowing out birthday candles, opening fortune cookies, pulling wishbones, watching Kung Fu reruns, listening to the weatherman, twisting apple stems, and shaking the Magic 8 Ball. All behold the blue monkey!

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The Blue Monkey #2

The Blue Monkey predicts:

In our lifetime a balloon cake will be invented for birthday celebrations. It will be called a ballake or a calloon.

Cutting this hybrid balloon/cake will prove difficult.

 

note:
The blue monkey is a lesser oracle who predicts what may happen, not what will happen.
He has studied many different disciplines on his path to enlightenment, including: using ouija boards, reading horoscopes, counting cherry pits, blowing out birthday candles, opening fortune cookies, pulling wishbones, watching Kung Fu reruns, listening to the weatherman, twisting apple stems, and shaking the Magic 8 Ball. All behold the blue monkey!

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The Blue Monkey #1

 

The Blue Monkey predicts:

In our lifetime “rainbows” will be called “sunbows”. They will only have 5 colors: red, orange, yellow, green, and blue.

Because violet and indigo are too hard too remember.

 

note:
 The blue monkey is a lesser oracle who predicts what may happen, not what will happen. He has studied many different disciplines on his path to enlightenment, including: using ouija boards, reading horoscopes, counting cherry pits, blowing out birthday candles, opening fortune cookies, pulling wishbones, watching Kung Fu reruns, listening to the weatherman, twisting apple stems, and shaking the Magic 8 Ball. All behold the blue monkey!