Too Much Time

Mirrors

I walked by a mirror and didn’t see my reflection.

It was very freaky!

Maybe it was a window.
I’m not too sure.

 

Bottleneck

I don’t know about you, but driving through a city called Bottleneck might not be the best idea!

 

Delicatessen

If I had a delicatessen, I’d call it The Psycho Deli.

Maybe I’d have a blackvelvet poster and a lava lamp somewhere.

 

Pets as Gifts

I don’t think it is a good idea to give a pet as a gift.

so

I usually give 2 pets: a male and female rabbit!

just to be safe.

 

I Want To Be A Webler!

web log = weblog = blog

Why isn’t it “webl”?

I’d rather webl and be a webler!

Turn Signals

I want up and down turn signals on my car: just in case.

 

Pirates of the Caribbean

I don’t care how good the movies are; the Pirates of the Caribbean ride at Disneyland sucks.

 

Christmas Carols

People in the Southern Hemisphere are pretty good sports about Christmas Carols.

 

Youth

When I was younger, I was a lot shorter than I am now.

 

Funerals

Let’s put the “fun” back in “funeral”!

 

Jawbreakers

Has anyone ever broken their jaw on a jawbreaker?

FALSE ADVERTISING!

 

Rules

Rules are made to be broken.

except in sports.

There’s video replay now!

 

J-Pods

I’m waiting for the j-pods to come out!

 

Zombies are a Dying Breed

If everyone were cremated…..

I guess there would be no more Zombie movies!

That would suck.