It really bothers me when someone starts yelling and screaming at me.
I didn’t do anything!
… usually I just move the boat further away from them. La la la.
Man! What’s that guy’s problem? Now he’s waving too!
I don’t know him!
… I wave back anyway: I’m nice like that sometimes.
note: a peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich would be very cool. Maybe the peanut butter part would take the sting out of it. Let me know.
double note: If you are on a deserted island … then it’s not really deserted anymore, is it?
notes to myself #114
Oxo cubes aren’t made from oxen.
oh yeah! … it’s oxen not oxes.
Consider this a twofer.
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My lunch break is between 2:30 and 4pm.
I always go home.
What do I do at home for 90 minutes?
I usually lie on my sofa and watch TV or take a nap.
Monday to Friday, on their way home from elementary school at 3pm, about 200 kids walk by my place.
I see them; they see me.
They must think I’m an invalid or shut in.
The foreigner who’s always lying on the sofa!
About a half dozen kids have started to wave to me as they pass.
And I wave back!
note: if you look closely, you can see “my experiment” on the left.
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