Tag Archives: waving

Screaming … But Not For Ice Cream Probably

 

It really bothers me when someone starts yelling and screaming at me.

I didn’t do anything!

… usually I just move the boat further away from them. La la la.

 

Man! What’s that guy’s problem? Now he’s waving too!

I don’t know him!

… I wave back anyway: I’m nice like that sometimes.

 

note: a peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich would be very cool. Maybe the peanut butter part would take the sting out of it. Let me know.

double note: If you are on a deserted island … then it’s not really deserted anymore, is it?

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notes to myself #114

Oxo cubes aren’t made from oxen.

oh yeah! … it’s oxen not oxes.

Consider this a twofer.

Clockwork

My lunch break is between 2:30 and 4pm.

I always go home.

What do I do at home for 90 minutes?

I usually lie on my sofa and watch TV or take a nap.

Monday to Friday, on their way home from elementary school at 3pm, about 200 kids walk by my place.

I see them; they see me.

They must think I’m an invalid or shut in.
The foreigner who’s always lying on the sofa!

About a half dozen kids have started to wave to me as they pass.

And I wave back!

note: if you look closely, you can see “my experiment” on the left.

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