Like the water inside a garden hose in summer … a lot of things start out hot, turn lukewarm, and then cool down considerably after a while.
Sometimes it just takes a few sunny days to get things back to hot again.
note: I think I’m talking about my blogging irregularity lately, but I could be wrong; I usually am.
Today I want do all that stuff Bono sings about in “Where The Streets Have No Name” … or sit in a paddling pool drinking beer and listening to it.
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Drills are boring; and knives are sometimes dull.
note: fire drills are pretty useless: water tends to work better.
double note: there’s money in drilling oil and teeth.
triple note: “What did we catch in the net?”
“Better throw them back or greenpeace is gonna be on our ass again.”
SPECIAL NOTE: nathaliewithanh has another Japan adventure blog up on her site.
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There is waterproof, windproof, and fireproof things.
Why is there no earthproof stuff?
It seems like a very elemental oversight.
note: Earth Wind and Fire must have kicked Water out of the band for being a wet blanket.
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“Witch” doctors should really emphasize preventative medicine.
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Tagged children, doctors, falling houses, humor, ovens, the other witch doctors, water, witches, woodsmen