Tomorrowland is just in someone’s head,
but so are Yesterdayland and Neverland.
note: “ Twodaysfromnowland” or “ Thedayaftertomorrowland” are probably twice as good!
double note: it’s always Tomorrowland; never Tomorrowsea … unless you’re sending a card to that The Smiths‘ guy.
triple note: our future is in Tomorrowland … and always will be I guess.
notes to myself #105
People don’t get scurvy from becoming a pirate: they get it from not eating vitamin C.
It’s a vitamin seasickness.
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Here is a little video Kelly Pettit and I made.
It’s a mixture of the “ Really Bad Things” series with a bunch of new ones thrown in too!
note: a very very very very special “ thank you” to who did all the work on this one: director, producer, cinematographer, sound engineer, and most especially editor. I really couldn’t have done this with out his expertise in things I know nothing about. Kelly Pettit
He also carried half the pool table around with me looking silly for a few hours.
double note: I should have smiled more in this video.
triple note: , Really Bad Things , and More Really Bad Things are still being bad. Still More Really Bad Things
notes to myself #10
When you are 9 years old do not do Morris’ paper route for him. He’s not going to pay you; and him and his dad are douche b … oh! … you don’t know those words yet! … they are jerks.
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