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SLEEPY
I was so sleepy I didn’t even get behind the wheel.
GRUMPY
Even my name is pissing me off today!
SNEEZY
I’ve been known to binge sneeze.
BASHFUL
Is it “unsociably shy” or “sociably shy”?
DOPEY
I’m having problems balancing my chemicals.
DOC
I received an honorary doctorate in philosophy from an online university.
Kidney transplant? No problem!
HAPPY
If you are more than happy, are you not happy?
note: If I did one for Snow White, I’d have to change the title!
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